Category Archives: Just For Laughs （开心一笑）

一封家书

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今天在收拾房子的时候，发现一封Tristan写给我们的信，可能是他上写作课时的作文：

12-15-11

Dear Mom and Dad,

This Christmas came on us terribly fast. Now, I have just read this terribly great book called Vampirates, and I was wondering if you could spare a few bucks at Scholastic to get the book, I would be honored.

The year has gone fast and I have done extremely great! Haven’t you remembered the time I’ve been responsible by organizing all my books onto the shelf? Or helping my sister fix her bed? Plus, that time when yall got me “The Son of Neptune”, I read through, it like chopping butter with a machete. Also I read all the books you gave to me, for example, Biggest book of Answers and Questions, The Red Pyramid, Super Diaper Baby 2, Cabin Fever, Ugly Truth, so I hope you see my need for books. If I don’t get books then I can get swatted like a bug. F.Y.I. books are important to me!!!

                    Yours Sincerely,

                     Tristan

P.S. Write back on back of paper for a reply please.

P.P.S. I NEED BOOKS!!!

孩子成长的过程中总是充满了惊喜。

中国胃

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中国胃？其实应该叫“中餐胃”。胃对中餐的想念似乎和年龄成递增关系，甚至过了某个年龄之后会出现指数级增长趋势。

怎么才知道自己的胃是“中餐胃”？

不论皮萨，三明治，意大利面条，牛排，汉堡闻起来有多么香，刚入口时有多么美味，一天三顿之后，该睡觉的时候，胃里有一种莫名的失落感，一种不满足感，一种对中餐难以抑制的思念，甚至于嗅觉都会产生对中餐的幻觉，厨房里的一点点味道，都会认为是香喷喷的红烧肉，嘴里不停地咽口水的时候，你就不得不发出一声叹息，还是中餐才能让人满足啊，胃是绝对糊弄不得的。

【转】人生

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人生好比乘坐北京地铁一号线。

途经国贸，羡慕繁华；
途经天安门，幻想权力；
途径金融街，梦想发财；
经过公主坟，遥想飞黄腾达；
经过玉泉路，依然雄心勃勃。。。

这时有个声音飘然入耳：乘客你好，下一站八宝山快到了！

 

转自：
http://my.backchina.com/chineseforum/201106/message-959026-page-1.html

警世恒言

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今天去归还原来办公室钥匙的时候，在接待处的墙上看到一些“警世恒言”：

1. If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be $10 charge for putting up with you.

如果你使性子，爱发脾气，或者就是要讨人厌的话，为了忍受你的态度，需要收费10美元。

2. When looking for faults, USE a mirror, not a telescope.

当你要挑毛病的时候，找一面镜子，而不是望远镜。